Soon: Completed Critique
Paul haltingly and fearfully approached God aloud, asking for a miracle. “God,” he said, “we’re asking that you shut the mouths of the atheists, that you reclaim ground won by our enemies. We pray You will act in such a powerful and supernatural way that even the armies of the United Seven States will know it’s you and that they will cower. God, we need you to do something.”
Musings on Themes, the Cover, and the First Few Pages
Prologue: Calendars and Phone Porn
Prologue: Idiots and Phones and the Mark of the Beast
Prologue: Subtlety and Violent Death
Chapter 1: It’s a Very Atheist Wintermas
Chapter 1: Our Hero and His Godly Wife…Sorta
Chapter 1: Paul and Jae and Height
Chapter 1: Flags and Angels and Stars, Oh My!
Chapter 2: Kids and the Funeral
Chapter 4: The Christian Threat
Chapter 6: The Raid: Responses
Chapter 10: Poor Tick, Poor Jae
Chapter 13: More of Paul Being an Ass
Poll #1: Paul’s Asshattery, Chapters 1-13
Chapter 14: Conversion on the Tarmac
Chapter 14: Checking in with the Ladies
Chapter 14: And now for…the rest of…the conversion
Chapter 15: Miracles and Changes
Chapter 17: Accolades and Hatred
Chapter 17: New York State of Mind
Soon and Silenced: Populations
Chapter 17: Paul and Poor People
Chapter 18: Paul and Rich People
Chapter 18: The Very Intense Interrogation
Chapter 19: A Christian Grieves
Chapter 19: The Really For Real Miracle
Chapter 19: Paul’s First Convert
Chapter 20: The Most Exciting Kidnapping Ever
Chapter 20: Part of the Community
Chapters 22-23: Paul and the Whores
Chapter 23: Angela and the Whores
Chapters 24-25: Paul’s Recruit
Chapters 25-26: Apostle. Paul Apostle.
Chapter 27: The Big Confession, Finally
Chapters 28-29: Pennies and Celluloid
Chapter 29: Reign of Not Enough Terror
Chapter 30: Specs and Jealousy
Chapter 30: Anger and Inhumanity
Chapter 30: The (Black) Infiltrator
Chapter 30: Drinking and Ignorance
Chapter 31: Human Fishy Christian Things
Chapter 31: Brochures and True Christianity
Chapters 31-32: I Can Gideon Better Than You
Chapter 32: Yeah, You’re a Big Help
Chapters 32-33: De Plane, De Plane!!!
Chapter 33: De Plane Goes Down
Chapter 33: Paul’s Big Plan(s)
Chapter 34: Fast Food and the Fate of Barton
Chapter 34: The Manifesto and Jae
Chapter 35: Jae Apologizes More
Chapter 35: It’s Going Down…Or Not
Chapter 35: My Own Private Fountain
Posted on January 1, 2012, in Books, Soon. Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.
This is great! One tiny thing, though: The link for “The Kids and the Funeral” actually goes to “Paul and Angela.” Whoops!
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