Christmas Town: The Movie
Vermic asks a question that cuts to the very heart of my identity and purpose as a blogger:
So Ruby, who’s your pick to play Jordan in the hypothetical movie?
I’m so glad you asked! Let’s cast this bitch!
For Jordan, we want a guy who can play both adorkable and serious: Joella’s main complaint about the guy is that she doesn’t know who is the “real” Jordan: the businessy businessguy or the sweetie.
I went through a few possibilities in my head, but quickly settled on Colin Donnell, who plays Tommy on Arrow. Only a few episodes in, and he’s already impressed me. And no, not because he’s super-cute. Or at least, not just because he’s super-cute; guy’s a gorram fine actor.
And he is awfully cute. And look, I’ve even found a pic where he’s eating. JORDAN’S FOOD ISSUES. (Pic from comicbook.com)
Now, on to Joella. I decided on Katharine McPhee:
And, the Uncle Billy brothers. Vermic has already suggested Jeffrey Tambor, but I could also see Dabney Coleman. And we do need two of them.
It’s the Commodore! (Pic from HBO.)
Finally, the annoying child. How about Max Charles?
He was Little Spider-Man! (Pic from Media Mikes.)
Whaddaya think? Any other ideas?